What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why is Trump not on a violation of probation, offering a job for an endorsement is in violation of federal law? Kaamala knew better she is very sharp.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No go.

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Next, they tried...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

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Just Forget it!

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What exactly is digital marketing?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Minds and Behinds

Unacceptable again!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Still no good

What causes you to be tired all the time and major headaches?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Which laptop should I buy if I can't use a specific AI tool on my phone like pictory.ai?

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Can Harley Davidson survive another decade with its declining sales?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

So, the docs changed it to read

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Then came..

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

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